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Historical Revisionism (2004)

by owenshire

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Hey, keep your penis clean It was a nice machine You were an artist for the thrill of it all But good dreams never seem to evolve Hey, keep your penis clean It was a nice machine You were an artist Hey Mr. Elvis Presley why to do you Continue to insult My ever-depleting intelligence Hey, keep your penis clean It was a nice machine You were an artist for the thrill of it all But good dreams never seem to evolve Hey, keep your penis clean It was a nice machine You were an artist
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...because it's so serene.
3.
Adult is another name for pornography Look at me, I’m silly I remember all of this in every way Every detail like it was yesterday If you want unjudgmental love Then get a pet I remember when I couldn’t read the writing In a Peanut’s comic strip Isn’t it amazing how you remember Every single telephone number That you’ve ever encountered Always end the conversation with Don’t tell him I called I’m appalled Just like a racist joke that uses three nationalities We’re all very good poets We’re all in great pain It’s not my business when you’re pleasant Sadness refrain Kill the joke There’s no hope for you You’re my authority figure now You’re my celebrity figure now You’re my authority figure now Do you believe in love? Do you have faith? Even if you don’t Doesn’t mean I can’t escape Rape Hey it’s not legal yet but I’m sure They’ll make a trading card about it As the evening sitcoms tackle hard-hitting issues Satirical miracle Here’s your satirical miracle
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He Wanna 04:54
You never let me have one Said I wouldn’t take care of it You never let me have my own way You never let me have my own way Have my own way You never let me have my own way What we wanna, he wanna, I wanna, he wanna But you never let me have one Said I wouldn’t take care of it But I proved you all wrong; I have it You never let me have my own way You never let me have my own way Have my own way You never let me have my own way.
5.
So still the sickness it stays It’s a long, long way to the opera At the pit of my stomach Smoldering meat that remains all raw Through the round-rim glasses at the bottom of The ocean. Come Santa take one on your knee Take another on the side of your jaw I might like to watch you bleed And let the glaciers of missions thaw I get this feeling in the pit of my stomach It won’t go away, then I see her thigh Whenever I get to start forgetting I’m always reminded anyway And then I get the urge If I want a bit of pleasure Then I must endure the surge Of boredom to come afterwards. Sacrifice. No one hassles without the slightest motion. Notions I’m unaware of. The insects. Don’t make fun of me And don’t make light of this I don’t want to take the risk Coming over me like a sleepy mist From the ocean. The mellowness mixed with bile Still produces a smile of unfailing devotion Can a man cry and love another man Rule until we die. What are you saying? He tried his best. He was a friend. I have some more. Let it wash over. I don’t have anymore. Don’t make fun of me and don’t make light of this I feel let down. I wear a frown. I sleep with my head under the covers I get uptight. Girl that I like. Butterflies in my gut. Go to the washroom. Never hung out or went around Yet I make plans for the future I learned today about a guy. He can’t walk proud. It’s his street too. Girl in my eye. She don’t like me. I wish that I was in a cheap movie.
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Lovely 03:27
He hits with a hard hammer Animal crackers I wanted this one to work. But I’m here Not of my own will It was a big quilt That much I am sure of. You are ugly And you are lovely You are ugly I had hoped for a stalemate Instead of a checkmate Just two stubborn men Butting heads You are ugly And you are lovely You are ugly I’ll accept your problems And you’ll accept my problems And neither of us will have to Paint each other into a goddamn corner You are ugly And you are lovely I won’t give in That would mean that you win If I give in That would mean that you win You win.
7.
Poverty 02:49
A belt of characteristics It may not be much But it’s all that I’ve got How can I make a difference? My head is under My bed is under This grip of vicious teeth The corner store down my street It may not be much But it’s all that I’ve got This stone is dry My honor is dry And I want to know why I want to know just what I’m missing The lower step near the bedroom creaks And it may not be much But it’s all that I’ve got I lost my wallet (promise me that you will be fair and share) How in this world can I get money How in this world can I get lucky How in this world can I get lucky A memory washed of all things obscene A running night’s catch of all things I dream It’s not much But it’s all that I’ve got I I’ve got a plan I just need a little support here A little support here And you You’re my only fan I just need a little support here You were the only one I’ve got a plan And now it’s the only one You were my only one I I’ve got a plan I’ve got a plan I’ve got a plan You, you took no action You take that back You take that back
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Maybe I don’t want to grow up tall Maybe I don’t want to grow up at all Maybe I don’t want to grow up free Maybe I don’t want you to grow up through me Because there’s much more than ghosts in my head Making me sick to my stomach Making my face turn blood red Telling me all that I wasn’t I’m in awe Of this medicine ball I’m distraught With this particular cause It’s in all of us We are the mannequin dolls And I’m at odds With these inherited flaws Maybe I don’t want to grow up tall Maybe I don’t want to lift up this medicine ball Maybe I don’t want to grow up clean Maybe I don’t want to dream these repetitive dreams Because there’s much more than hope in my head Making me sick to my stomach Making my feelings regress Feeding this all with my silence I’m in awe of this medicine ball I have seen all of this Somewhere before I can’t stop these petty insults I can’t stop these competitive thoughts Maybe I don’t want to grow up tall Maybe I don’t want to grow up at all Maybe I don’t want to grow up clean Maybe I don’t want to dream these repetitive dreams I’m at odds with this Medicine ball I’m at odds with a benevolent God I’m at odds with these repetitive flaws You are a doll You are a mannequin doll

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These songs have come with a concentration and violence for which the term "revolution" is usually reserved. It is a revolution, or perhaps a set of revolutions for which we have not yet found a name. My thesis is that these developments will and should raise new questions about the past and affect our reading of large areas of history, and my belief is that future revisions may be extensive enough to justify calling the coming age of music an age of reinterpretation.
C. Vann Woodward & R. Muhlbock

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released May 5, 2004

rob, greg, dan.
recorded in kitchener, waterloo in 2004.
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Owenshire was born when Robert Muhlbock bought a bass guitar in 1992 and began recording dozens of bass and vocal demos under that name.

Two albums, numerous "live demos," one too-long hiatus and (most importantly) one bass distortion pedal later, Muhlbock continues to release riff-based alt. rock, scattered with lush harmonies and dotted with cryptic and/or disillusioned lyrics.
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